Here is a post that will only make sense to 83% of readers. Tonight is a big night for television so Saucy decided to make sumbitch cookies. Sumbitch as in:
They are irresistible and yes, they are the perfect combination of peanut butter, chocolate and caramel. Once you start, you can't stop. You might say they are legen - wait for it!
Kids, it's time to suit up and make some cookies. Sumbitches cookies.
1/2 cup (1 stick) butter, softened
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup firmly packed light brown sugar
1/2 cup creamy peanut butter
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 cup flour
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup milk chocolate chips
1 bag mini Rolos
sea salt for sprinkling
In large bowl of stand mixer using paddle attachment, beat the butter and sugars together until fluffy and light.
Beat in the peanut butter, scraping bowl often.
Whisk together dry ingredients, adding the chocolate chips. Add to the butter mixture and mix until combined. Cover the bowl and chill dough for one full episode of HIMYM.
Portion the dough into 2 tablespoon scoops. Place a mini Rolo in the centre of the dough and wrap it around the candy. Roll the dough into a tidy ball (ball!) and place on a parchment-lined cookie sheet.
You can choose to refrigerate the balls (balls!) before baking.
Leave plenty of space between cookies, they will spread. Sprinkle some sea salt on top of each dough ball (ball!).
Bake for 12-14 minutes or until set. Let baked cookies set for five minutes before removing from pan and transferring to wire rack to cool completely.
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