magnolia cupcakes


The rest of the cupcakes Saucy made for Roxy's NYC-themed sweet sixteen celebration were simply inspired by the treats from Magnolia Bakery on Bleeker Street. It was the cupcakes from Magnolia (and being featured on Sex and the City) that were responsible for the renewed popularity of Duke's favourite little treat! Before cupcakes were featured on blogs and specialty stores opened all over North America, patrons stood in line for hours to taste Magnolia's sweet cupcakes... there was even a limit as to how many could be purchased by customers.

What makes Magnolia cupcakes stand apart from the others is the signature swirl of the buttercream frosting. They claim it takes forty hours of frosting cupcakes to perfect the Magnolia swirl.

This is a very quick look at the actual decorators at Magnolia working away:


Here's another helpful little video:



Well, Saucy's were close... but no cigar. She's going to work on perfecting her swirl and she'll keep you posted.

Swirl-perfect? No. Delicious? Abso-frickin'-lutely.

big apple cupcakes


If you've been a regular blog reader for some time, you'll know exactly who Saucy is talking about when she tells you it was Roxy's birthday this weekend. Her parents are taking her to New York City for her sweet sixteen celebration and asked if Saucy could come up with an NYC cupcake theme to celebrate. Here they are... Roxy's big apple birthday cupcakes.


Saucy adapted these from What's New, Cupcake by Karen Tack and Alan Richardson. She made a few modifications but here's the basic how-to.


Yes, they're ugly at this stage. They have to be ugly before they get cute.

After baking and cooling a batch of red velvet cupcakes in nice red baking papers, top each cupcake with a half of a mini doughnut using some frosting. Place in refrigerator for about an hour while you do the rest of your prep... they need to be fastened on top well for the frosting and dipping step.


Once firm, frost the entire cupcake top and doughnut with red icing. The book suggest using store-bought frosting but Saucy prefers homemade buttercream and suggests that you use the red (no taste) colouring paste from Wilton to tint it. You don't need to worry about making it super red, you'll be dipping the frosting in red sanding sugar. Saucy found that amount of sanding sugar to have a bit of a bitter taste to it, so she's glad she used the no-taste gel to start.


Lastly, fashion a stem by cutting and rolling a piece of Tootsie Roll candy. Saucy used spearmint gumdrop leaves to decorate instead of the recommended rolled and cut Starburst fruit chews. It was quicker and dare she say, cuter.

She made one more type of NYC-inspired cupcakes for Roxy's celebration... to be posted here tomorrow. What would you dream up if you had to make cupcakes to represent the greatest city on earth?

butterfly fly away

This past week found Saucy waiting for Judgement Day, to see if the Rapture would free her from yard work and the piles of laundry that needed tending to. Her theory was sound: she put off as many chores as possible just in case. Saturday came and went with nary a messiah or an artificial intelligence Terminator, and she realized it was time to get to work. The weeds weren't going to pick themselves.


Saucy and The Secret Weapon did find some time last week to etch a beautiful butterfly for Pepper to have poured into her new concrete kitchen countertops. Because if the end of the world is approaching, you may as well head into the studio and make art.

What follows is by no means a tutorial... just the highlights from one day in the studio with one Dad and daughter on the day before the end of the world.


A piece of zinc was located in the stash, scored, and cut to size.


Saucy used a little sandpaper and water to give the surface a texture for the photo emulsion to stick to.


Under darkroom light, the photo emulsion paper was cut and adhered to the scuffed-up zinc. Just to be sure, The Secret Weapon used a little brayer to press it on firmly and Saucy even ran a heat gun over it.

You can't see the next step because it was just too bright - the zinc was laid under the butterfly artwork Saucy printed onto clear mylar (if you look closely you can see it on the table in the first picture) and exposed to a bright UV light using a crazy vacuum table to hold it in place. This took several minutes... it's like suntanning at a salon. The lights are bright!


After exposing the plate to the light, you can see the negative image of the butterfly appear. Saucy gives it another swipe of the heat gun just to make sure everything is fastened right... before dropping the piece of metal into a bath of baking soda and water:


Saucy wants you to notice that she and The Secret Weapon used environmentally friendly etching methods, even though the world as we know it was about to end.

The baking soda quickly washes away the part of the emulsion that wasn't exposed to light - the part that was protected by the black printing on the clear mylar. It's kind of like magic. Eventually all of the emulsion dissolves and the plate is ready for etching.


This is the best part. Almost immediately the etching solution (mordant) attacks the part of the metal that was protected from the UV light. You can see the image as it blackens... and later...


... the solution mixing with the metal is actually creating copper! Chemistry is beautiful. Using a little brush, you can brush away the excess to reveal the image and check your progress. Saucy and The Secret Weapon visit while the etching takes place and eventually they agree at a point where the image is nicely etched but not too deeply.


After removing it from the bath and rinsing it, The Secret Weapon carefully cuts out the shape of the butterfly. A few tiny blades snap from the pressure. Once the butterfly is released, the edges are filed smooth.


The zinc butterfly still needs to be polished with progressively finer grades of sandpaper. The final polish is actually with a piece of paper from the laser printer - that's so fine!


Saucy's hands get a little black and dirty! All for a worthy cause.


Before applying a light dusting of copper pigment and some lacquer to the finished piece, The Secret Weapon solders a hook-like contraption on the back of the butterfly. This will ensure that it never loosens or pops out of the concrete countertop it will inhabit in Pepper's beautiful new kitchen reno.

Well, at least Saucy did a favour for a friend before the Rapture (didn't) happen. She overheard someone at the grocery store saying they'd gotten their affairs in order just in case and that seemed reasonable enough. She and Veto decided at the very least to drink the last bottle of port on hand and she had her highlights touched up a week early, on the off chance. She wasn't overly excited about the end of the world but she was, however, pretty pumped about the thought of never having to shave her legs again.

What about you, Dear Reader? Were you disappointed to miss any looting parties post-apocalypse? Saucy had her eye on a fabulous pair of shoes... there has to be a bright side to the End of Days.

macarons demystified

For a long time now, Saucy has been wanting to tackle the elusive baking task known as the French macaroon, or Parisian macaron.


After reading some blogs and cookbooks, her little bit of research told her to be careful. They might be one pastry difficult to master. It appeared that many of the recipes online were complicated and the ingredients confused her. Why did some recipes call for almond flour and others for ground almonds? Of course most French recipes are metric... but exactly how many egg whites are in 90 grams? Just the thought of solving these simple problems left Saucy putting off the great macaron attempt... until today.

Would you like to know how simple they are? No, really. Don't worry about it. Saucy has you covered.


If you follow these step by step instructions, you'll have a sweet pile of Parisian macarons to share with your peeps. Go ahead, start gathering fancy little tins and boxes now. You're going to need them. This is going to as popular as cupcakes, people.


Here's your shopping list:

1 and 1/4 cups confectioners' sugar
1 cup finely ground blanched almonds (super white, no "skins")
3 extra large egg whites
pinch of salt
1/4 cup granulated sugar

Gather up:

a pastry bag with a the biggest round tip you can find
a silicone spatula
a silicone baking pad or some parchment paper
cookie sheets
cooling racks
your courage
... and something to fill your macarons with - for her first batch, Saucy simply used some raspberry preserves she had on hand. Let's get fancy later.

Tip One: Plan Ahead

You can't make good macarons on a humid day. Because they have to sit on the counter and cure before you bake them, your kitchen can't be hot and sticky. You either need air conditioning or you'll just have to wait. Today was perfect for baking.

Also, all of your ingredients need to be at room temperature, most especially the eggs. They'll work best for this recipe if they "age" a bit on the counter overnight. That sounds a little yucky (Saucy agrees) so instead of separating them and leaving the bowl to age on the counter overnight, Saucy left three extra large eggs out on the counter for a day or two with the other ingredients. This morning, everything was a "go."

Tip Two: Process, Don't Whisk

Saucy was worried about exactly how fine her ground almonds were. She got out the food processor and gave them a good healthy beating just to be sure. It was at this point that she added the confectioners' sugar to the almonds, even though the recipe said to simply whisk the sugar and nuts together. She reasoned that this would create a kind of superfine almond meal, and it did. This could also be done well in advance and set aside.

Are you ready? Let's try this.


In a stand mixer using the whisk attachment, beat the egg whites and salt on medium speed until frothy. Bump the speed on the mixer to high and gradually add the 1/4 cup granulated sugar to the whites. Continue beating on high until whites are stiff, glossy and form nice firm peaks.

Next, fold the mixture of almonds and confectioners' sugar into the egg whites using your silicone spatula. You want to ensure the dry is incorporated into the whites but don't overfold. The batter should appear somewhat fluffy.


Outfit your pastry bag with the large round tip and fill the bag with the macaron batter.

Tip: Use the largest pastry bag you have on hand. You should be able to load the whole batch into one big bag and get piping.

You don't have to work quickly here, but you have to work smart. Decide how big you want your finished macaron to be and pipe out a disc onto the parchment paper or silicone. Don't pull up and away to create a little peak with the batter... you want the disc to be somewhat flat, so drag the piping tip slowly away from the cookie as you finish it. You can even dab your finger in cold water (sparingly) and tap away any peaks... but do it sooner rather than later.

Let the piped macarons sit on your counter to "age" before baking them. This should take about a half hour to an hour. You are allowing the cookie to form a "skin" or a "shell" before baking. The macarons will also spread out a tiny bit and flatten down... perfect. Don't panic when they flatten out, that's a good thing. It's not that your meringue is bad, it's that your macarons are aging and will bake into a perfect shape:


Voila! Bake at 325 degrees (with the door of the oven propped open a tiny bit if you can) until they are completely dry, about 15 minutes. See that little ruffly part on the bottom? That's the macaron foot, it's desirable. The aged "shell" of the cookie rose above the rest of the batter that oozed out when baking, creating the delicate ruffled effect macarons are best known for.

Well that, and their fillings. And the fact that they're so damn pretty. And yummy.

It's a win-win-win.


They're super-easy to slap together after completely cooled. You can use buttercream frosting if you have some on hand, make a smooth chocolate ganache or you can get crazy and try something else.

Saucy wants to warn you. It's gonna get a whole lotta crazy around here. She's got the macaron fever and she's got it bad.


Well, that was almost too easy. Saucy feels silly for putting it off for as long as she did. All this time she's been feeding you cupcakes and you could have been enjoying something decidedly more French.

meet alice


Meet Saucy's new BFF, her new constant companion. Alice is a Manhattan Cruiser who hails Rancho Dominguez, California. She wears the fashionable colour combination of baby blue and brown. She resides for now in Saucy's porch:



If her bell is like her voice, then she sounds as happy as a lark!


Her pinstripe detail is as precise as cat's-eye liner on the lid of a go-go dancer's eye.


She wears her name emblazoned on her chest like a fashionable tee shirt.


Her seat is wide and heavy. She's got a lot of junk in the trunk but she likes it that way.


She has a fondness for tattoos, sporting ink and design in expected places...


... and unexpected places. What a naughty, naughty girl she is!

Her whitewall tires are like wearing white shoes after Labour Day but they will never hit the pavement on a day that's less than sunny from Victoria Day onwards. She's a fairweather friend that way.


Her basket pops out and makes way in its wire frame for Saucy's Ralph Lauren summer beach tote! It's a perfect fit. She's already borrowing Saucy's stuff.


That day that Saucy has dreamed of her entire life... the one where she wears a floppy hat and a pair of jean shorts and pedals to the market for fresh milk and flowers on a sunny weekend morning?

That day is just around the corner.

Alice told her so yesterday.


Not only was it Saucy's birthday yesterday, it was also Phil's... he's Saucy's kitchen design guy. He said he wasn't a cupcake sort of guy. He's an oatmeal raisin cookie sort of guy. Saucy took him up on that.


Phil's Birthday Buddy Cookies

1 and 1/2 cups rolled oats
1/2 cup flour
1/2 cup raisins
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
6 tablespoons butter at room temperature
1/2 cup brown sugar, packed
1/4 cup granulated sugar
1 large egg
1 tablespoon vanilla

Whisk together oats, flour, raisins, baking soda and salt. Set aside.

In stand mixer, beat butter and sugars. Add egg and beat until fluffy. Mix in vanilla.

Add dry ingredients gradually to butter mixture, beating only until just blended.

Drop from tablespoons onto baking sheet and bake at 350 degrees 12-15 minutes, until nicely browned.

what saucy knows for sure


On this, Saucy's 36th 39th 44th birthday, she wonders what she would say if Oprah asked her "what she knows for sure."

What, if anything, does Saucy really know as she begins her 45th year?


















And after last week's accident...


And she did. Seconds before the impact she said "I love you" the girls as they flew out of the car and headed into the school. The idea that "I love you" could be someone's last words is powerful, don't you think?

Dear Reader, it's Saucy's birthday today. She knows for sure that's she's grateful to be alive, she begrudgingly accepts her cellulite and the +3.50 reading glasses she had to buy this year, she's a lucky duck with a good family and dear friends. She knows that cupcakes lead to cellulite and she's not planning on quitting soon. She made peace with it long ago.

She knows that money can't buy happiness but it can buy ice cream and that's pretty damn close. She knows that glitter is the herpes of the craft room and that you are a victim of the rules you live by.

She knows that the best part of a birthday is thinking about the future and she's glad to have Veto to share it with. She is content.