Children of the eighties...
Did you have the assignment in high school to take care of an inanimate object like a bag of flour or a doll or some such nonsense to teach you about the responsibilities of raising children?
Saucy's was an egg. She still has it... him. The students were encouraged to decorate their eggs to match their personalities. Meet Tom Selleck, Jr. He looked just like his father. Isn't the resemblance uncanny?
He bears one small tattoo - the signature initials of Saucy's teacher Mrs. Kiss, to prevent unfit parents from passing off any egg from the refrigerator as their infant in case of breakage. On the backside, he is dated April 1985. Saucy's first baby is 24 years old. He has resided these many years in a tiny piece of Tupperware meant to hold a single deviled egg. It suits him.
Friends, what is the silliest thing you saved from your high school years? Spill it. There is no judgement here. Just a rotten smell if it breaks wide open.