I haven't awoken to a dog, but my cat (all 17 lbs of her) likes to crawl all over me during the night. More than once I've awakened to a tongue on my nose or a paw in my mouth. yuck!
Smile... A funny story, which my husband never wants me to share(SHHHH).... he once was woke up to my newly adopted kitten- Oreo- sucking on his nipple...pawing and kneading...gross, I know, but pretty darn funny...
Amen to martini's, Please pass on many thanks to the "fan" for her sweet, thoughtful comments. You come from the best Saucy! PS lots of martini's here too. Oooof, the morning may hurt.
I love my dog too but I don't want him French kissing me. He will do it in a heartbeat if he gets the chance. His tongue is faster than any gun slinger you ever heard of. People who don't know better and lets him get in their face feels sexually assaulted when they leave my house.
Tee Hee! I was smothered in kisses yesterday as well but it was because of my motherly love to put myself between the affectionate dog and my children so they were not slimed up!
Saucy - I guessed where you were going with that, but I still cracked up when I saw the picture of the dog's nose (scared my dog at the same time... it's late here in Toronto, and alllll is quiet!) You have perfect timing, and you're truly funny. Thanks for making my day!
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You crack me up!
I haven't awoken to a dog, but my cat (all 17 lbs of her) likes to crawl all over me during the night. More than once I've awakened to a tongue on my nose or a paw in my mouth. yuck!
Smile... A funny story, which my husband never wants me to share(SHHHH).... he once was woke up to my newly adopted kitten- Oreo- sucking on his nipple...pawing and kneading...gross, I know, but pretty darn funny...
... your secret is safe with me... shhhhh *winks*
Amen to martini's, Please pass on many thanks to the "fan" for her sweet, thoughtful comments. You come from the best Saucy!
PS lots of martini's here too. Oooof, the morning may hurt.
Oh dear. I'll have a martini, too.
Doggie kisses! I love my dog!
I love my dog too but I don't want him French kissing me. He will do it in a heartbeat if he gets the chance. His tongue is faster than any gun slinger you ever heard of. People who don't know better and lets him get in their face feels sexually assaulted when they leave my house.
THIS IS JUST TO CUTE! I NEEDED THIS LAUGH! BLESSINGS, FAYE
Maybe you kissed him first . . .
; )
I hope he had a mint first???
Just started reading your blog and this was the 2nd post you have posted....I LOVE IT! haha
Saucy, you have just made my morning.
Hugs Karen
Tee Hee! I was smothered in kisses yesterday as well but it was because of my motherly love to put myself between the affectionate dog and my children so they were not slimed up!
Dog kisses are only second to cats jumping on your stomach as the perfect alarm clock!
You are too funny. I laughed outloud. Have a great day!
Hahahaha! I'm SO glad I didn't just take a drink of coffee when I saw that pup's nose on the screen!
UGGHH!
um, ew.
I hope you're feeling better soon and that future kisses are from Veto as opposed to the dog, no matter how sweet the latter might be.
LMAO!!!!
I'm sure Duke just wanted to tell you that you need to make some more cupcakes!! :)
Saucy you are a HOOT! X
I bet there was A LOT of tongue.
Hahahaha! I have been there more times than I want to remember. I loved the photos.
I see a scrapbook page looming...
(N is once again requesting to see the cupcake photos...)
you are crazy funny girl!
LOL
I say this with love: Blech.
Actually, I said "Blech" (one comment above this) a lot like Lucy of Peanuts.
Saucy - I guessed where you were going with that, but I still cracked up when I saw the picture of the dog's nose (scared my dog at the same time... it's late here in Toronto, and alllll is quiet!) You have perfect timing, and you're truly funny. Thanks for making my day!
I used to have my dog sleep with me every time I laid down. This blog entry made me laugh out loud.
Stephanie B
ladyluck@shaw.ca
OMG!!! THis is hilarious!!! I love it!!! Thanks for brightening my day!!
I liked the commenter who said, "I'll bet there was a lot of tongue!" lol too funny.
Hahaha...That's pretty funny. Makes me wanna run out and kiss my doggie!
Forgot to add my email address to the Jo Bros post.
specialksmommy@yahoo.com
HE HE !!! My fifty pound dog loves to give kisses!! He thinks he is a tough guy though :)
Dana
d09@goldingers.com
I have a Boxer, I've had the same "dream".
Ok...I'm a little slow to catch on. Blogger does not show my email and I never left it in my comment from 4/25
mblaise29@yahoo.com
AHH! Poor you Saucy! I'm very sorry that your dog attacked you!
Nancy
Infumous_angel-720@hotmail.com
AWWWW HAHA! At least you know he loves you! My cat woke me up by farting in my face one time. I think I prefer the kiss :P
Christine Bruce
crispy_crunch05@hotmail.com
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