reeeally? with saucy and loopy

The following is a dramatization of the events as they actually occurred this week at the giant bookstore. May I present the first bloggedy-blog installment of Muppet Theatre:




Obnoxious Pompous English Guy
is a customer and not an employee
of the giant bookstore with the
comfy chairs and fancy coffee.







Well of course you may have a word,
English Guy... what could
possibly be on your mind?



Is this dude for reals? The only books we sat down
with are the ones Loopy is buying.


Again, is he for reals?


Gosh, looking around, now I notice
this place is quite a mess.



!!!!!!!!




At this point, Loopy
(portrayed by the very talented
Prairie Dawn) chimes in:







.... and scene!

This reenactment was brought to you by the giant bookstore, four cups of coffee, a mouthful of tightened braces, a five a.m. wakeup call to drive to the airport and six Advil between us! Oh, and our Muppet toy collection.

55 comments:

April said...

And this is why I read your blog! Well, one of the many reasons! You rock. really.

Valerie said...

LOVED this! Uh, I mean, sorry that you and Loopy and Buddy were in such a sore spot with Snotty British Man, but I can't wait for another installment sometime of the Muppet Theater! :)

karen said...

Too funny. I think you showed admirable restraint...Ms Piggy could have used her karate on the fellah.....

Vintage Kitten said...

This stroppy/divalike British woman loved your post. It was sooo funny. Youuu teeell him propaaaah Saucy X (note my extended english vowels too LOL!)

Fete et Fleur said...

This was GREAT! I lauged my head off. The nerve of some people!!

Nancy

bluemuf said...

Saucy, You have totally made my day. I couldn't stop laughing. Way to go Girl...

Karen

Amy said...

And I so loved Cookie Monster. What a jerk! No cookies for him.

Cyndi said...

Oh, your stories are always so funny! They keep me coming back for more. And (as a former orthodontic assistant), tell Loopy that her teeth are really looking very nice. Good job with the oral hygiene.

sheila said...

LOL!!! Another one of the many reasons I read your blog!

3rdEyeMuse said...

I am still laughing so hard (and admit that I REALLY nearly pee'd my panties from laughing so hard! ... you should be in charge of ALL reenactments ever done anywhere ... and most often with muppet stand ins)

adrienne said...

Oh, way to go! That was hilarious.
Loved your cover of US Weekly, too.

Laura said...

Great reinactment!

Suzy said...

You two are too fun!!!!

Jennifer Juniper said...

Well, welcome home to me! It's almost 11:30 pm and I'm on my computer to check in on you after being away on vaca for a week and you came through with a laugh. Thanks :)

Missy said...

SO hilarious!

MJ said...

I'm a little worried about all the Muppets that you have at your disposal.

PatQ said...

Way to go! I love when the muppets kick some bum. Keep up the good work and maybe we can rid the world of snotty British men.

Jerri-Lea said...

How do you attract such people?? You go girl(s)!! I do enjoy the airplane story as well... you must blog it sometime...it is one of my favorites and Moto-Moto reminds me that I tell it often.

Coco said...

Oh I so loved it. I can't believe that guy. It must have been because you are attractive and totally someone he could never have so he decided to pick on you and be mean. Wow.

That is as almost as bad as the guy who dropped a 20 and reached to get it and a lady grabbed it out of his hands and said she saw it first. She would not give it back. So he waited for her to put her groceries in her Lexus, obviously she needed the money, and he grabbed a bag of groceries and walked away.

Aspergertopia said...

Oh Saucy. That was hi.lar.i.ous!!!

Mom Taxi Julie said...

OMG you are such a nut lol. I was waiting for Miss Piggy to do the hair flip and go all crazy on him lol.

limefreckle said...

I can't believe you took the time to reinact that on the blog -- you are the best blogger I've ever read, thank you for brightening my day!

Jennspiration said...

You crack me up! Too funnY!

Janeen said...

Saucy, you're on FY-YAH! ha ha A much healthier way to deal with "stuff" that happens... humor. Now THAT's the way to be an example. hee he

tidymom said...

REALLY?! YOU. CRACK. Me. UPPPPP!
ROTFLMAO!! Thanks for the good laugh this morning!!!

~TidyMom

Texas Gardener said...

I think he was actually trying to hit on you in a very awkard way. He got flustered and didn't know what to say and then all the wrong things popped out of his mouth.

He probably took a picture of you sitting there and then went home and put it up on facebook and told everyone that you came on to him!

KAGS Herself said...

Great re-enactment Saucy now you know why I love you Canadians so much!
Maybe your fat English guy was the same prat of a doctor I met last year!!
Can you imagine living among people like that ALL the time!

Cheryl Carey Bass said...

FANTABULOUS! And I thought I was the only one who regularly uses my Miss Piggy doll for re-enactments?! That's what the blogginig world is all about...learning that we're not alone. It's just like one giant 12-Step Support Group!

Just say Julie said...

This totally made my morning! And while I do enjoy a good free read every now and then, I put only my magazines up, not the ones strewn about. Nicely done ladies!

Rosa said...

Ha!!! Funny! Good for you two. I think I would have had to gone off on the Brit too. Exccuuuuuuuuse mwa!

Oliver Rain said...

You make my day. That's all I can say.

abigail @ Piece of Cake said...

i love you saucy.

...and my whole family got a kick out of this muppet movie!

Fleur de Bee said...

OMG HYSTERICAL!!!!!! I am sooo ill today so thanks for the laugh I needed that! I cannot believe some people! Sheesh!
xo

Michaele said...

**Cue** the music, aaaaaaaaaannnndddddd,

~fade to black~.


BRAVO!

Leica said...

ROFLMAO!!!!
okay so I now have laughed so hard. love the stories, way to stick it to the,. I think you should've just started putting the books back in obtrusive places.

LisaInCT said...

My God, people are nuts (and rude). Loved your take. I can only imagine how ANNOYED you must have been.

Wendy @ The Shabby Nest said...

You are seriously hilarious!!! Please re-enact all further encounters with obnoxious people using Muppets!!! I laughed myself silly!

Debra said...

Thank you for the fun. You certainly have a way with words...and Muppets.

Sonya said...

I have read this top to bottom TWICE now and am STILL laughing 24 hours later!

REALLY!

You are amazing.

Grace said...

I needed to escape stress and I did thank you oh my idol (bowing down) lol You are hysterical. I love visiting you always make me smile! Hugs Grace

Barb said...

This was great. (And a lot of work, too, I'm sure!)

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

It's so hard to take offense from a googly-eyed blue furry cookie monster;)

...and she lived... said...

Thank you so much. I really needed a good laugh today.

Rebekah said...

I was waiting for the faux fur to fly! Genius!

Cassandra said...

Sooooo funny!!

Kathy said...

My fave part is when Ms. Piggy and Prairie Dawn start in on the "REALLY's?"--- That's as good as any fur-flying I've ever seen!

Amber Rose said...

Very cute post:)

Sara's Sweet Surprise said...

Well, I guess the old adage "Fat people are always jolly" doesn't apply to this fella. What else would you expect from Elizabeth's relative. I notice he and EH share the same hair stylists.
Oops did i just say that in my outside voice...my bad...;O

Sweet wishes,
Sara

Cherie said...

Dude. I just have to say that I hope someone else ticks you guys off soon. Cause that was funny. Cha!

Amanda said...

Um, I spit diet Dr Pepper all over my computer. Whoops!! So funny. Can't believe what a lazy butt the employee was. Sheesh.
sabkhowell@msn.com

michelleb. said...

See,here's where you and I differ. I would think of saying all the same exact things (I'm sure), only it would be on my way home with steam coming outta my ears. In the store at the very moment he said anything I would be all "Umm. no." and walking away.

michelleb. said...

Ok...I'm a little slow to catch on. Blogger does not show my email and I never left it in my comment from 4/25
mblaise29@yahoo.com

mblaise3 said...

you are so funny i never would have thought of that! I absolutley loved it!!! mblaise@yahoo.com

christine said...

I want Muppet toy collection!!! I sort of get where the guy is coming from because people do make alot of messes and leave it but it was obvious you guys were buying what you were looking at and you weren't the one to do it. Even then who was he to say something when he wasn't going to take the time to clean it himself. I don't know what his problem was lol but well done! Show him whose boss.

Christine Bruce
crispy_crunch05@hotmail.com

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