an apology from duke to saucy
I knows hows much I'z dissapoints you. The whole cupcake thing was just too too much. I iz so sorry.
I don't know what comes over me sumtimes. Me just likes your baking too very much, just like Dad. We'z just sit and drool when the smells come frum the kitchun and look at each other and we just can't wait sumtimes. You'ze has no ideas how hardz it gets for us.
So when you turned your backs on them cakes I just sneeked into the kitchun and I wuz just quiet az I could be. And you'ze didn't hear me cuz you were hummin' the Jonus Bruthers with Loopy and she was sprinklin' the sugars on the icings and you'ze weren't payin much attention what with bein' all excited about that party Sassy wuz throwin for Nana over there.
And Buddy Budderson was just playin' with that iPhone and with those white bits in his ear flaps he'z payin no attenshun neither... he's just hummin and dancin and waitn' to licks the bowl and I'z thinkin' why don't I never get to licks the bowl?
It was no bother for me to just reach up and snatch two of them cute cakes and plop 'em on the clean floor and I just thought it wuz a good idea to eat them right out of them paper cups you put'em in cuz you never eat the paper when you eat them up so I thought you'd think I wuz a good boy, leavin' the papers on the floor and just eatin' the cake.
I'z so sorry you had to go to party with just 22 little cakes. Plus that nice frosty bit on the top with all them sprinklies of Loopy's, they just stuck on my whiskers an paws and I know that was the giveaway to my badness. Pluz, the empty papers on the floor.
I iz worried you will make me a nemesis now just like Elisabeth Hasslebeck and Anonymous Blog Flamer and evil archenemy Donnelly. Pleeeze can we make up? Huh?
P.S. Now iz a good time to remindz you 'bout me makin that bad guy run away in the night too weeks back when he tried to get inside and it wuz just you an me an Loopy at home. I made him so scared with my barkin' and jumpin and that mad growl and teeth-showin that he high-tailed it right off the porch and ran away into the darkness. Remember how I'z slept by the front door that nights until Veto got home from his bizness trip and I mades yuz so safe... you really shuld remembr thats. I'm just sayin'.