post 500 caption contest

In the past two years and nine months, Saucy has explored the world of blogging with abandon. She has made friends, logged hours in photo editing software, received anonymous hate comments and blog spam, changed templates, designed banners, changed templates again, and made more friends. It has been a wonderful ride.

To commemorate the 500th post on the bloggedy blog blog, Saucy is offering up a pair of these bad boys:


A pair just for you! This pair is modeled by Loopy. Yours would be sterile, worn by nobody but yourself.

But wait... there's a catch! Answer me this:




This photo was taken four years ago tonight. Please don't say anything about the makeup. I had it done at the Elizabeth Arden Red Door Salon on Fifth Avenue and paid a pretty penny for it. By the time I was dressed to go out for the evening, I had no time left to wash my face and do it myself. Thus, like my prom night, this was only the second time in my life I had makeup professionally applied. And hated it.

34 comments:

Starshine said...

Oh how cool! You know C?

You look beautiful!

xoxo

fluffymuffy said...

Carson Kressley. He cracks me up. He was probably telling you that you two could be brother and sister. Even with Ms. Arden in the mix you look fantastic. Are you freezing yet? We are about to hit the 30's for a low and Fluffymuffy is not happy, I'm just saying.

Laura said...

It is Carson, and he wanted to know who did the fab job on your makeup, and could he borrow your dress sometime!

Jo said...

It is Carson, and he said "Girlfriend, your make-up is giving me the queer eye!"

I really suck at making up captions, I just want to add that I think you look lovely!

Jen r. said...

You still look great! Though that is the exact same reason I don't do professional make up ;)

Genevieve said...

Hahaaa...Carson! Well, this pic was taken way before his show "How to look Good Naked", so any convo reg that is out. lol.

Perhaps he said you both looked "twinkie"? ;)

Kalynne Pudner said...

Good thing I'm the seventh commenter, because if I'd been first, I'd have said it was Wayne Gretzky. Just because, you know, the Canadian thing. Though this guy has teeth, and I was pretty sure Gretzky didn't anymore. Though I'm also pretty sure he would by now have been able to pay for a new set. Though he would be painfully aware that they were fake. So what I would have said he was saying to you is, "Goodness, Saucy, what lovely teeth you have! And your professionally applied lip pencil, color and gloss sets them off just perfectly!"

divaqueen said...

That's the divine Carson saying, "Sasha dahling, you look ravishing, but that fab Ben Veto could show me how to look good naked anytime!"

Amy R. said...

Carson Kressley! He was probably saying that he almost wore that same exact dress and how he was glad he had decided against it.

Jex said...

He is Carson, from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. He left the conversation he was having and came over to talk to you and your friend, posed for the pic and chatted away. You were in New York City at the Emmy Awards =)

amyf4 said...

I recognized his face but drawing a blank on his name. Until I looked at everybody elses answers. I bet he was totally complimentary, you looked fabulous even with the make-up you were not a fan of.

MJ said...

Uhhh. Carson? (I'm completely cheating and relying on others' comments for this info). Uhhh. What did he say to you? "Yes, I'll pose for a photo". Ask a smart question, get a silly answer!

Katie said...

Carson leaned down and whispered into Saucy's ear: My, aren't we just a lovely pair this evening.

Christine said...

It is him! I had to look twice! What was he saying?...that you did a great job dressing Veto? Maybe he offered you a position on his design team.

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Carson Kressley.

He said, "The only thing that separates me from you, is my ability to apply my own make up."

(Except I think you look beautiful, Elizabeth Arden or not. Please send me the earrings. I must have them.)

AwtemNymf said...

It's Karsen the Quer guy!
Whats he saying?
"Ladies you are fabulous... You two are setting me straight"

Happy 500th post Saucy!
*sprinkle sprinkle*

I can't imagine you getting hate mail! WTH?

Maija said...

Carson Kreisly and he said you have a nice rack?!?!?!

Angela said...

Hi Saucy!

Carson Kressley took that photo with you and then ditched you for someone more interesting, I can't remember exactly who!

If I win... please ask Loopy to give the ear rings to someone that she knows would love them... alas I have no pierced ears or daughters to give them to.

Angela

Fleur de Bee said...

Ahaha you crack me up about the makeup story! TOO cute. Well I can't participae as I already will own a pair of these adorable earrings...however I did come to tell you hi and I hope you enjoy your weekend!

xo Molly

Linda Crispell said...

Why are you with Carson?
Congratulations on 500, wowee!!!
Linda

karen said...

You are with with Carson from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and he told you he loved your outfit - he has great taste

DivaDeb said...

Your OH so famous friend is the FAB Carson Kressly from the Fab Five of 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' fame! Tho I love him more in his new show - God he just GETS IT about body image!!!! Love love love that show.

What did he say to you? Undoubtably, "What in the hell were you thinking when you put on your makeup tonight, Sasha????" !

Two years? It's only been TWO years for your Bloggedy Blog Blog? Lordie, you have a lot to say, girl!! ;0)

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

Congrats to you! You glow, regardless of your make up. Seriously.

Joy at Cupids Charm said...

Hi Sweetie! Why that's Carson, and I have it on good authority that he told you to "get your hands off my a**"!!!!! I think it's a beautiful photo of you and thanks so much for coming by to comment on my Marie Antoinette Jeweled Christmas Tree. I think even Carson would like it!! ~ xoxo Joy

Anonymous said...

Carson Kressly of Queer Eye! And I quote,"Saucy you and your bloggedy blog blog are alll kinds of fab-u-lous!"

Julie S. :)

Janeen said...

I've been away for a few days post Thanksgibing and whoa, you've got posts lining out the door! I've got to catch up on all the news! fun, fun!

You look beautiful in the photo and love the hair I love BIG hair! Still wish 80's hair would come back around but without the bangs! ha ha

Cute post!

Rosa said...

You look beautiful even with Red Door makeup! Fun!!

margie said...

my sister was in new york not so long ago and the only star she saw was carson kressley. when he turned around and walked away his jacket had an entire row of safety pins down the back to make it fit. obviously a photo shoot from the front only.

Tootsie Farklepants said...

It's Carson Kressley(sp?) and he's telling you that your husband looks stunning but he'd still like to get him in a dressing room to try on some trendy jeans just so he can see him in his briefs.

Yin said...

I'm so sad I missed out on this because I *know* Carson said "Girlfriend, your knockout dress could turn me straigh!"

Laura said...

The adorable earrings arrived today! Thank you so much!

cgarcia0x said...

i love love love those ipod earrings! you are so creative! i wish i were :(

cgarcia0x@hotmail.com

Tina Maharath said...

the earrings are SO cute!
tmaharath@yahoo.com

Christine said...

I remember a picture earlier somewhere in your blog with him in it! And as for the anonymous hate comments..the least they could do is leave their name :P haha. Congrats on your 500th post! Can't wait to see the 1000th.

Christine Bruce
crispy_crunch05@hotmail.com