oh! my! jonas!

The following is an account of the events that took place on Friday, July 4th at the opening concert of the Jonas Brothers Burning Up Tour 2008... according to Loopy and her sidekick, Saucy:


When asked what colour of hair he preferred, Joe replied jokingly, "purple" and so we did it! Loopy had purple streaks for the concert. Purple streaks and boots just like Demi Lovato wore in Camp Rock!



Check out those bad boys. We got them here. We love them. We just love them.

Mom used her eagle eye to spot one of the guys from the movie! He was just walking about the grounds of Ontario Place, nobody was paying him any attention. Mom punched him on the shoulder and said "hey there" and asked for a photo. He was really nice.

The opening act was Demi Lovato... why is she so smiley? She has a big money deal with Disney, that's why. She smiles from ear to ear. Then she goes back to her hotel room and counts her money.

Bring on the Jonas Brothers! Everyone was screaming "Jo-nas! Jo-nas!" Saucy was screaming "Ad-vil! Ad-vil!"

When those boys appeared on stage, the crowd went wild. Wilder than wild. Turns out, the boys were a little wild, too...

They brought out Demi for a song - the big song from Camp Rock. Everyone sang along.

They turned it down a notch a couple of times too. The mothers liked those parts especially. During the performance is the best time to buy a tee shirt, by the way. There was nobody in line and Saucy took her time picking out the perfect hoodie for Loopy.

But Saucy, as she is prone, was left to wonder. All of this screaming and chanting was directed primarily at the two younger brothers, Joe and Nick. Why? What of the oldest, sideburn-sporting brother? His name is Kevin.

If you don't find it too creepy dear reader, Saucy would like to suggest that Kevin be an honorary secret celebrity boyfriend. She feels that he has been overlooked, nay overshadowed by his glorified counterparts. In our youth-obsessed culture, Kevin has been cast aside at the tender age of twenty-one for the popularity of his brothers, ages eighteen and fifteen, natch.

Saucy realizes that she is far far too OLD for Kevin. But she's putting it out there. Kevin needs someone to scream his name.

Have you ever been to a concert and been irritated that the people in front of you stood up, thus forcing you to stand up to see the concert too? This happened to Loopy.

Loopy was infuriated. Loopy takes no prisoners. She politely asked these four ahem, young ladies, to be seated so that everyone behind them could have a view of their favourite singing siblings. But they refused.

Undeterred, Loopy stormed off and found a security guard. She returned to the scene, with a scowl on her lovely face... dragging security guard by the sleeve and pointing at the offenders.

Thus proving once again, never trust a girl with a fake Chanel handbag.

Loopy and Saucy made friends with everyone in their section. Loopy was a bit of a hero. Everyone cheered when the four fanatics were told to be seated, thus ensuring that the entire section could remain seated... for a while, anyway.

But during the peformance of those boys... it was impossible to stay seated! The prospects were too great!

As you can imagine, the audience was filled with girls. The only males in the concert park were the Jonas Brothers of course, and this guy:

Security guard saw the concert from his vantage point quite well. Most of the time, this is how the concert looked:

Or you could look at one of the giant screens to see what was going on... more of Joe and Nick. Not that much Kevin. Why? Why?

Fireworks and pyrotechnics are best viewed from far away, anyhow.

Check out the cute musician-girls in the red dresses. The song "Burnin' Up" mentions a girl in a red dress and high heels... this must be her.

The finale involved the burning up of the Jonas crest. Finally, a shot of Kevin.

How many cupcakes can one Loopy give a concert? Infinity cupcakes! We came home this morning. Now life can get back to normal, in spite of Obsessive-Jonas-Disorder (OJD).