
Florida was a wonderful family vacation. It was just like a Mastercard commercial. Plane fare, two thousand dollars. Park entry, five hundred dollars. Putting your 64-year-old mother and mother-in-law on the Aerosmith Rockin' Rollercoaster?
Priceless.
We are home, tired and a little road weary. Ben was generous and brave, treating us all like royalty and putting up with all the luggage to be schlepped with a big family traveling together - it's not how he usually rolls. I have some tales of my shopping finds for you another day.
In the meantime -
I've been tagged! Here are the six weird things about me that you all must be dying to know. There are more, but lest I should scare you off from reading regularly, I pared it down:
I rinse my popsicles under water before I eat them. Partly because I don't know where they've been - weird, right? - and partly because I like how the little splash of water makes the frosty bits fall off and it gets melty and soft right away. This crucial step also prevents tongue stickage. I've been doing this for years.
I also
warm my ice cream in the microwave for a few minutes before I scoop it. I'll never forget the person who taught me that trick, good old whatshisname. There is definitely a pattern of warming frozen foods going on here, so I will move along.
I pretty much
eat a doughnut every day. Seriously. At least one. I have several places to get doughnuts in my hometown, depending on my mood. I usually grab one while I'm running errands. Most of the doughnut shop people know me. Like a drug user, I have "connections" and they "hook me up" no problem. I knew that Ben was the one for me when he brought me two doughnuts on our first date instead of flowers. It is safe to say that I eat my weight in doughnuts about twice a year.
I
hoard strange things. Lately its ribbons and buttons. I seriously believe that you never know when there might be a shortage... at least I'm not hoarding dried frosting roses from birthday cakes, like I did when I was a little girl. When at a party, if I was lucky enough to get an icing flower on my slice of cake, I'd slide it carefully onto my paper napkin and take it home and dry it out. I kept a big collection of these crooked confections in a shoebox in my dresser. My socks smelled like icing sugar and food colouring.
I don't mind eating red bell pepper, but only if
I am warned in advance. If I know that a dish will be prepared with red pepper, I'm okay with it. But if I order something in a restaurant that isn't likely to have red pepper in it and it arrives with those bright red slices, I can't eat it. I don't know why, I can't explain it.
Lastly, I got a book in 1997 called "
2001 Things to Do Before You Die" (sounds morbid, right?) and once or twice a year I pull it out of my night stand to see how I'm doing. The book had lots of suggestions and a few places to put in your own dreams. In 2006, I checked off: make lobster dinner for friends, sit in first class on the way to a tropical destination, watch a building be demolished, play a slot machine, ride a river tour in Chicago, tailgate at an NFL game and stand on board Air Force One. Obviously some of the things in the book I will never accomplish, like growing a handlebar mustache and mutton chops, dating a supermodel or have a guest spot on Seinfeld... but I like the idea of living my life to the fullest, don't you? Maybe this will be the year I take a Chinese cooking class, stand where Sinatra stood or get to the middle of the Tootsie Pop without biting.
I'll be tagging
Amy,
Mary,
Maureen,
and Tiffany... but that's only four... I'm running out. If you want to be tagged, let me know!