a little dessert, anyone?

What if I could whip you up any dessert you desired... what would it be? Perhaps a nice light angel food cake.

Or maybe you prefer strawberry shortcake? I have a very good recipe....

If you'd like some brownies, they are my specialty. I mean, I use the special mix.

But my lemon meringue? I make it from scratch. It's Veto's favourite. Is it yours? Let me know.

Possibly you're one of those people who like vanilla cake frosted with chocolate icing:

Or, like me, you are an all-chocolate-all-the-time person. Chocolate on chocolate, with a side of chocolate, please.

If you'd like to incorporate some veggies into your dessert, I have a good carrot cake recipe. Is carrot cake your favourite? You have to decide soon.

Your last choice is ice cream. Is ice cream your first choice, after all of these options? Choose carefully. You can't change your mind once I've gone to the kitchen to serve up your dessert.

Have you decided? No changing your mind, now. My good friend Pepper tells me that what dessert you choose tells your personality. It worked for my entire family.

If you chose the angel food cake, you are sweet, loving, and cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. You're a little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.

Did you want the strawberry shortcake? If so, you are romantic, warm and loving. You care about other people, can be counted on in a pinch and expect the same in return. You are intuitively keen and can be very emotional...

Do you fancy a brownie? Well brace yourself because you are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up you whip out your sabre. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.

Pepper reached for the lemon meringe. If you're after this type of pie you are smooth, sexy, and articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. You can be a bit of a diva at times, but you have many friends.

Are you a lover of vanilla cake with chocolate frosting? Hmmmm. This might mean you are fun-loving, sassy, humorous, but not very grounded. Are you very indecisive and lack motivation? Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

Carrot cake, my friend? My son loves carrot cake. You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.

How about an all-chocolate choice, join me in some chocolate-on-chocolate action and you will be considered sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

Finally.... if you went for the ice cream, we can only assume that you like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

Pepper is totally married to ice cream.


Professor J said...

May I have some carrot cake, please?

Mrs. G. said...

That lemon pie is seductively calling my name...no surprise here as I am a teacher...a teacher who likes pie.

Pepper said...

So true Saucy, so true!

BOSSY said...

And so which dessert bespeaks the Flat-out Chocolate Junkie? Bossy is serious, she will cut you.

MJ said...

Ummm... What if your answer is yes to all the dessert choices? (Albeit I have to be pressed to take carrot cake ~ I think it is the potential for nutrients in carrot cake that offends me)? What does that say about my personality? That I am well-rounded? LOL!